I love being an American   But the politics make me sick   Tell you how to live your life   I can’t get over it   Place all these rules on you   Can’t drink til’ 21   Harass you about all your ways   Spoiling all of your fun      Oh man I’d love to be up there   And bask out in the snow   If you saw the girls up there   I bet you’d wanna go   Even some of them speak French   So sexy, ooh la la   It would make you fall in love   They’re the best I ever saw      I want to get away   I got to find someway   They can’t make me stay   I wanna be Canadian   Tell us all these BS lies   We can never compromise   Our government, we do despise   I wanna be Canadian      You can drink as a teen   Go and take some shots   No worries about an MIP   No harassment from the cops      The beer may cost more money   But man I would pay more   It will make really mess you up   You’ll end up on the floor   They even try and save the trees   While we chop all them down   Let’s get rid of all our air   And make a bigger town   They don’t try and pollute the earth   They rarely use a car   The solution to all their problems   Spend all your time in a bar      I want to get away   I got to find someway   They can’t make me stay   I wanna be Canadian   Tell us all these BS lies   We can never compromise   Our government, we do despise   I wanna be Canadian