Children watching television used to be just fine  Teaching them to read and write, educating their mind  And then here comes a new show from the BBC  They sent out a plague to us, trashing all kids TV.  My body went into shock, my brain just got all numb  No good will ever come, from this evil foursome  I could not believe my eyes, when all things were looking well  Here come the Teletubbies, straight from the depths of hell    These fierce little creatures aren't in it for the fun  They speak an evil language