I want my MTV   Fuck that shit   It's not for me.   Chris Hardwick can suck my dick   Just a bunch of trendy pricks.   Heshers, gangsters and bangers ,too   Which category would be for you?      House of Style so hella odd   Beavis and Butthead, oh my god.   MTV people nation wide   Makes me want to run and hide   Makes me want to duck inside   Mtv sucks!      Jenny McCarthy got her own show   Don’t you agree, she is a hoe   All the time she acts like a ditz   Don’t you just love those silicon tits?   What about that Carmen Elektra?   I wanna fuck her, so do you I betcha   They take their clothes off   And they show it too you   Maybe if I’m naked   I’d get a show too!!!      Mtv people nation wide   Makes me want to run and hide   Makes me want to duck inside   MTV sucks!