(Rollin..)      MTV makes me wanna smoke crack   Fall out of the window and I'm never comin' back   MTV makes me wanna get high   Can't get a ride no matter how I try   And everything's perfect and everything's bright   And everyone's perky and everyone's uptight   I love those videos I watch 'em all day........      (What's the problem?)   Uh.. I dunno jus' stop the tape..      Hey! Alright..   MTV.. whoa!   Makes me wanna smoke crack   Fly out the window   And I'm never comin' back   MTV makes me wanna get high.. as the moon   Like a rubber balloon    Aw, get that squeegee!   Everything's wonderful   Everything's grand   Everything's swingin'   All across the land.. You know it!   Bust out the biscuits   Strike up the band   Play those videos every woman and man      Cuz.. MTV..    Whoah, makes me wanna smoke crack.. Hey!   Fly out the window   And I'm never comin' back.. oh..   MTV makes me wanna get high as a kite   Gettin' all uptight   Take it      Aw yeah... Fake it till you make it   Right about now   Steppin' under a cold ass fashion   Aw yeah, weed whack that thing!      I work down at the video store   Makin' some change   With a sparkle in my step   And a smile on my face   Condominiums risin' above   And those videos are better than love      Yeah!   MTV.. one!   MTV.. check!   MTV makes me wanna smoke crack...