MTV makes me wanna smoke crack   Fall out of the window and I'm never comin' back   MTV makes me wanna get high   Can't get a ride no matter how I try      And everything's perfect and everything's bright   And everyone's perky and everyone's uptight   I love those videos, I watch them all day      (What's the problem?)   Uh, I dunno just stop the tape      Hey alright, MTV, whoa, makes me wanna smoke crack   Fly out the window and I'm never coming back   MTV makes me wanna get high as a moon   Like a rubber balloon, ah get that squeegee      Everything's wonderful, everything's grand   Everything's swinging, all across the land, you know it   Bust out the biscuits, strike up the band   Play those videos every woman and man      'Cause MTV, whoa makes me wanna smoke crack   Hey, fly out the window and I'm never coming back   Oh, MTV makes me wanna get high as a kite   Gettin' all uptight, take it      Ah yea, fake it 'til you make it   Right about now   Steppin' into a cold-ass fashion   Ah yeah, weed-whack that thing      I work down at the video store   Making some change with a sparkle in my step   And a smile on my face, condominiums rising above   And those videos are better than love      Yeah, MTV, one, MTV, check   MTV makes me wanna smoke crack