Hark now hear a man is calling    Looking for a story line    Go along just for the effort    I went along just for a good time       It doesnt look like it would kill you    But it doesnt really thrill you       It looked candid    But he planned it       Im the shortest line to the upper crust    Im the only lying one to trust    Whats the message for the wreckers, please?       It doesnt seem like it will make you that much closer to a breakthrough    It is splendid    It is opportunity misrepresented       You with the flashlight under your chin    You may were the pants, but I...the grin       Hark now here a man is calling    Looking for a storyline    I went along just for the effort    I went along just for a good time       It didnt look like he would bend it    When I decided to lend it out       Was it candid?    Did he plan it?       And you with the flashlight under your chin    You may wear the pants, but I...the grin       The grin       Everybody thinks it's a holiday    Everybody thinks it's a holiday    Everybody thinks it's a holiday    Everybody thinks it's a holiday