I caught you sliding into red neck heaven   An open 2-4 on the road   You're sister's angry and she just turned 11   But you know, oh   I'm the one that made you go ...huh!...   You're workin' hard to find a tough man baby   You better tell me what you know   Across the bar there is a big lug ugly   And you know he's got   Eight guitars and a broken nose   Eight guitars and a broken nose      He's got a jacket made of horsehide leather   His dirty pants are hangin' low   You want to throw him down and give him ultimatums   Now he'll be your sugar daddy   With his eight guitars and a broken nose   Eight guitars and a broken nose   Eight guitars and a broken nose