the wife – six kids    the boss – the dog    and the mistress tuesday night    the kitchen sink    the midday drinks    it's a pool boy afternoon    your boy – he's a girl    here's the daddy's football star    your girl – she's a boy    not the prom queen anymore    forget what you've been taught    your just plastic sold and bought    because God knows all you want    in the Jones' rule of sport    elect the man – get fooled again    and you bought the mayor's new lawn    a t.v. smile – don't touch that dial    welcome to your life    it's done – one by one    so you join the shopper's club    same hair – same face    got to keep in the race    so you criticize / tie the noose too tight    leaves you spinning round and round    to impersonate your life.