Met a girl – introduced myself   I asked her to with me and no one else   And she said: I’d really like to see you everyday   But I’m afraid of what my friends might say   You need a bath and your clothes are wrong   You’re not my type I can tell we wouldn’t get along   I just laughed what else could I do   And her friend chimed in singin’ get a clue   Get a life – put it in your song   There’s something I’ve been meaning to say to you   I’d had enough couldn’t take it anymore   So I turned and I ran straight for the door   Bought some mags on my way home   For later on ya know when I’m all alone   Bottle of wine and some cigarettes   Watch TV and go to bed   I know a guy lives in Los Angeles   Sometimes his life there makes me so jealous   I’d like to move out of this place   Change my name – get a new face   Sleep all day stay up all night   And everybody I meet thinks I’m alright   Pat my back say I like your song