What are you trying to do to me   I closed my eyes I don’t want to see   I don’t want to hear about you and him   I just want to know if it’s love that you’re in      Coz you can’t possibly be serious about him girl   And he’s got to be delirious if he thinks he can win      With a not-so-pretty face   He’s come to take my place   She’s easily amused   And I know coz she fell for the same tricks   I once used      The things you say and the things you do   I’ve added them up and they don’t compute   I give you an inch and you take a mile   You can’t say no coz it aint your style girl      And it’s obvious to me that he thinks he’s gonna score   But it’s not the case you say you’re only friends and nothing more      But it makes perfect sense   And I speak from experience   She’s easy to persuade   She’s a piece of cake and he   Thinks   He’s got her made      You said goodbye to him a long   Long time ago   You changed your mind I guess   But you never let me know   You keep me guessing I’m always guessing wrong   Always wrong      With a not-so-pretty face   And a poorly thrown ceramic   Vase   It makes perfect sense   And I speak from experience   She’s easily confused