Who is the naughtiest child?   Who drives their French teacher wild?   And when he's telling you lies   He looks you straight in the eye      Got kicked in the side   In the side, it's the same again   Got kicked in the hide   Must be then, it was now and then      He's got the social disease   J-J-J-John!   Grass stains and cuts on his knees   J-J-J-John!   He won't listen to a word that you say   J-J-J-John!   He'll steal your daughters away      Got kicked in the side   In the side, it's the same again   Got kicked in the hide   Must be then, it was now and then      You took him home to meet your queen   You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to   And lent him all your good CDs   You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to   You said you were the only one   You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to   They broke the mould for dear old John   You know you didn't want to, know you didn't want to      Got kicked in the side   In the side, it's the same again   Got kicked in the hide   Must be then, it was now and then      J-J-J-J-John   J-J-J-J-John