have you heard it tonight   have you cured your addiction   they're both damaged and white   wanna cure your affliction   soybeans help women with menopause symptoms   but there it is on tv, tv   it's   john john's in the house   he draws a crowd   he's got his medals gleamin   john john's got the move   he's got the groove   he's got me soothed and screamin   john john's got the brawn   he's taken over my lawn   broke my blender   ralphie is the one   but i must live with john john till november      do you feel like a liar   do you feel like a hypocrite   you're torn by desire   wanna go to both benefits   run for your life   it's the heat of july   and then there it is on tv, tv   it's   john john's in the house   he's gettin down   he's tried his hand at bakin   john john's got the glow   he stole the show   his hand is sore from shakin   john john plays the part   he's chowin on tofutti   dent my fender   ralphie has my heart   but i must live with john john till november      i hate to watch debates   you cut him out   you cut him out   and in the florida race   you cut them out   you cut them out   but   john john's in the house   he's spoutin proust   he's got good eloqution   john john's walking tall   he's got the drawl   won't be no executions   john john looks above   he's talking of bein returned to sender   ralph's the one i love   but i must live with john john till november