Last night I dreamt you were gay   It was all you needed to say   Finally an answer for why you don't want me that way      Last year I slept in your arms   And slept right through the alarm   Now you live in Virginia alone on a farm      Boys will be boys   Boys will be boys   Girls can't avoid pretty boys      Last July I came untied   My trousers, my bra, and my pride   You were so confident that I would let you inside      Back of the bus in Berlin   That was the summer of sin   Brian and Ritchie pounding a bottle of gin   Liars and lovers   Twin brothers never win      Boys will be boys   Boys will be boys   Girls can't avoid pretty boys   No, girls can't avoid pretty boys