It was just the other night    And everything seemed fine   Not a single worry in sight      But then I called her on the phone   Her father wasn't home   She doesn't like to be alone      Did you even ask her where she was after school?       I called her then came over    I helped her with her homework   We kissed and touched each other    Touched each other, don't tell Mother    This is your girlfriend's ringtone   It plays now on her cell phone   A constant song reminder that I'm better and I had her       And now we always talk online   She texts me all the time   She loves my band and loves my lines       And since I called her on the phone   I just thought you should know    She's got a different ringtone       Did you even ask her where she was after school?       I called her then came over    I helped her with her homework   We kissed and touched each other    Touched each other, don't tell Mother    This is your girlfriend's ringtone   It plays now on her cell phone   A constant song reminder that I'm better and I had her       It all comes down to who you are    And she likes boys that are superstars    And she loves men that spend their lives    Chasing platinum albums and having ten wives       I called her then came over    I helped her with her homework   We kissed and touched each other    Touched each other, don't tell Mother   Now I'm far away, I'm far away   It's all been done, it's all been done      I called her then came over    I helped her with her homework   We kissed and touched each other    Touched each other, don't tell Mother    This is your girlfriend's ringtone   It plays now on her cell phone   A constant song reminder that I'm better and I had her