A Minotaur's my butler, a Cyclops my valet   A Centaur draws my chariot that takes me down the way   Through a river made of fire to a street that's paved with bones   I got a dozen zombie skeletons to walk me to my throne      In the land of the dead   Heck boy, ain't it grand?   I'm the overlord of the underworld   Cause I hold Horror's Hand   In the land of the dead   I'm darkside royalty   I'm far renowned in the underground   And you can't take that from me      Whoa! (whoa) Whoa! (whoa) Whoa! (whoa)   Oow! Oow! Oow! Oow! Oow!      Cerberus my lap dog is loyal as can be   My bed is made of skulls; I'm in the lap of luxury   I've got a Dragon's Blood jacuzzi; the Gorgons think it's cool   And a seven-headed Hydra livin' in my swimmin' pool      In the land of the dead   Heck boy, ain't it grand?   I'm the overlord of the underworld   Cause I hold Horror's Hand   In the land of the dead   I'm darkside royalty   I'm far renowned in the underground   And you can't take that away from me      No you can't take that from me