(Ozians)   Ha, ha, ha   Ho, ho, ho   And a couple of tra - la - las   That's how we laugh the day away   In the Merry Old Land of Oz      Bzz, bzz, bzz   Chirp, chirp, chirp   And a couple of la - di - das   That's how the crickets crick all day   In the Merry Old Land of Oz      We get up at twelve   And start to work at one   Take an hour for lunch   And then at two we're done   Jolly good fun!      Ha, ha, ha   Ho, ho, ho   And a couple of tra - la - las   That's how we laugh the day away   In the Merry Old Land of Oz      Ha, ha, ha   Ho, ho, ho   Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha   That's how we laugh the day away   In the merry old land of Oz      (Scarecrow's Beauticians)   Pat, pat here, pat, pat there   And a couple of brand new straws   That's how we keep you young and fair   In the merry Old Land of Oz      (Tin Man's) Beauticians)   Rub, rub here, rub, rub there   Whether you're tin or brass   That's how we keep you in repair   In the Merry Old Land of Oz      (Dorothy's Beauticians)   We can make a dimple smile   Out of a frown      (Dorothy)   Can you even dye my eyes   To match my gown?      (Beautician)   Uh-huh!      (Dorothy)   Jolly Old town!      (Lion's Beauticians)   Clip, clip here, clip, clip there   We give the roughest claws      (Lion)   That certain air of savoir faire   In the Merry Old Land of Oz   Ha!      (Scarecrow)   Ha, ha, ha      (Tin Man)   Ho, ho, ho      (Dorothy)   Ha, ha, ha, ha      (Lion)   Ha!      (All)   That's how we laugh the day away   In the Merry Old Land of Oz   How we laugh the day away      Ho, ho, ho   Ha, ha, ha   Ha, ha, ha   Ha, ha, ha   Ha, ha, ha   Ha, ha, ha   In the Merry Old Land of Oz