it feels like hydration   it's just the thing found in my youth   because last tuesday   i got a spot of a spot of bad news   a spot of bad news      the next day   sped up the slow lane to blackpool   when we got there   there was always an empty space on the same ride as you   empty seat next to you      it's just there's not much you can do    if you've got the theme park blues   the theme park blues      i can see teenage mothers   feedin their childern fags and candy   what a patriotic feeling   surges up inside for my land of hope and glory   my land of hope and glory      and i wish i could swing round those bends with you   but i've got the theme park blues   theme park blues      it's just that everything is upside down   though you're the one cork screwing round   and rollercoasters aren't held up by screws      the seagull smiles the sun shines down   though i'm the one who has the frown   there's not much you can do for the theme park blues   the theme park blues   theme park blues      no there's not much you can do   no theres not much you can do   no theres not much you can do   if you've got the theme park blues   the theme park blues   the theme park blues   oo oo oo oo   oo oo oo oo   if you've got the theme park blues