It all started on the school bus   You were nine and I was ten   Remember you had a walkman   All I had was a middle part and a pen      Oh sweet Louise!   Whatever happened to her?      Then it all went downhill   You grew tall, I stayed the same   I guess that that’s just puberty   Making us boys always play a losing game      Oh sweet Louise!      I always found it hard to work things through   Those school uniforms made a joke,   A joke of me and you   I’m glad I’m not back in school      She got an older boyfriend (how could she?)   Had a beard, smoked Marlborough Red   How can I compete with that (how can he?)   When I don’t even know the location of the bike shed      Oh sweet Louise!      I always found it hard to work things through   Those school uniforms made a joke,   A joke of me and you   I always found it hard to work things through   Those school uniforms made a joke,   A joke of me and you      I remember…      ..Short skirts, long hair, my hormones flying everywhere   Short skirts, long hair, my hormones flying everywhere   Short skirts, long hair, my hormones flying everywhere   Short skirts, long hair, my hormones flying everywhere      I always found it hard to work things through   Those school uniforms made a joke,    Made a joke of me and you   I always found it hard to work things through   Those school uniforms made a joke,    Made a joke of me and you      I'm glad I’m not back in school