(uh, yeah)      overboard underscored and prayed for,   crave more than the tapered candle   in the jack o lantern   gotta get out of my eddie haskell pattern   since high school i've battled it   i'm sick of telephone etiquette   half illiterate   my left eye astigmatic   to the point of basically blind   probably shaped like a plump banana   i'm trying to think if my bandana   outlasted my long hair   i don't know   don't think so   only wore it back when i worked at   wild oats, the poet of jokes,    haven't wrote a funny line   since i learned my redline frame   was just a high end huffy   well fuck me   i have been decieved