I was walking through San Antonio before sound check   I was looking for some pole to do pull-ups on   I'd like to talk much longer   But I'm on somebody else's cell phone's time   Why we still sleep if Carolina was our    Wake up call, our almost done   I'll tell it to you like I got it in my mind      I'm fucking cold like a DQ blizzard   You act like a slut but you're really a freezer   We love and hate like the tatooed fist   And all these songs are sung on road trips      One night when I was walking home from your house   I kept smelling some sort of blown out candles   And the monterey birches were bare   Raising their skinny arms to the stars in surrender   We have to change if we're going to stay together      'Cause I say rain when it's only a drizzle   You get stoned like death in the bible   "She ain't gonna call 2" didn't make my list   But all the rest we sing on   And all the rest we sing on   And all these songs are song on road trips      And the monterey birches were bare   Raising their skinny arms to the stars in surrender