(Michael Moran, Marcella Detroit)  He hurts himself now  To spare the others the sensation  They bombed the underground  'Cause someone had a revelation  In a panic at 6 a.m.  Mental masturbation  I'm doing the best i can  To resist the temptation, uh ah,    Beam me up to the basement  Because it's all a bit above my station  I'm just tryin' to do this  Without medication.....    A hundred million galaxies  And a new incurable infection  Don't forget in a few years time  You'll be witnessing a resurrection    Beam me up to the basement  Because it's all a bit above my station  I'm just trying to do this  Without medication.....    Now it's all on my screen in color  I'm an etch-a-sketchin' ouija board mother  Best to hand the controls over  I picked a bad time to be clean and sober.....    Beam me up to the basement  Because it's all a bit above my station  I'm just trying to do this  Without medication.....