At first they seem deceiving as both sides try getting laid  Misogynists and party chicks may never see the day  When they give up all their prior engagements held within  Because sex and drugs and rock-and-roll will always come again    At the brink of dawn  There's an endless light  Shining from her face  After such a drunken night  Because she sleeps with such a solitude  Her comfort drives me mad,   But when she wakes and smiles,   It's like nothing could be bad  Because it's another day    Girls called sluts that tease and trick,   And guys called pigs thinking with the dick  These gender roles that generalize  Leave us sour and blind    March on Odysseus  The Trojan Horse protects the Grease  Helen's looking good tonight  Her face could launch a thousand ships to sea    Because punk rock parties desecrate