One step closer to heaven, I'm two steps closer to hell    I go out of my way to get high today    I've got nothing to do but get stoned       I live my life in a daydream, I've not much better to do    I get out of my brain, again and again       I've got nothing to do but get stoned       Instinct leads me to pleasure, I've got no great liking for pain    My life is a mess, I'm not out to impress       I've got nothing to do but get stoned       Nobody cares about what I do    Everybody stares but never you    Heaven to me is the king of cigars    I had a dream I could play the guitar    Now that it's real it all happens too fast       I've got nothing to do but get stoned    etc.....