I'd like to come out of the closet, make something abundantly clear  I'm not a homosexual, I'm not gay, I'm not a queer  I over hear these comments  I find them rather strange  Cause I like chicks and I love tits and that'll never change  There's no other reason chicks wouldn't want to be with me  I guess color might be a factor in this liberal minded society  First you open your eyes, then I open mine  Realize that it's not you, but me, the one that's blind  They all know how smart I am  and I make 'em laugh all the time  Plus, I've got the uncanny ability of singing in forced rhyme  Sure, I've enver had a girlfriend  It's the one thing which I lack  But rest assured, it's not because I'm gay  It's just because I'm black