I'm sittin' in a bar, got a girl on each arm   Got a drink in each hand like a movie star   And I'm sitting here drinkin' just as happy as can be   I'm sitting here drinkin' with my Fake I.D.      A wealthy widow, man she hit on me   And a cheerleader's cheering her cheer for me   I'm the only male pledge in their sorority   All courtesy of my Fake I.D.      (Chorus)   Fake I.D., Fake I.D.   Fake I.D. what you do for me   I'm happy as a clam, and I'll always be   I'll never leave home without my Fake I.D.      Sittin' here drinkin' with the lights down low   And the sound cranked up on the stereo   Between the plaid skirt honeys on the field hockey team   Buying all their drinks with my Fake I.D.      Bartender, pour me another drink   I've got a test at 8 and I need time to think   Gotta study these labels so I'm bound to pass   Better pour me another glass      (Chorus)      All the lovely ladies   I raise my glass to thee   Come give me a wink   And I'll buy you a drink   Courtesy of my Fake I.D.      All the lovely ladies   I raise my glass to thee   Come give me a wink   And I'll buy you a drink   Courtesy of my Fake I.D.      (Chorus)   (Chorus)      Alternate Verse:      Yeah that's really me, yeah I tell the bouncer   Yeah that's really me, no it's not my brother   Yeah it's really me, my hair was longer   It's really me on my Fake I.D.