Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na     You know I used to be a bad girl   I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom   Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club   But now I know my right wing from my wrong     Yeah, yeah     I really used to be a bad girl   I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom   I know I used to be a real wild child   But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom     Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na     I really used to be a bad girl   I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong   I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do   But now I'm different--now I sing a new song     I really used to be a bad girl   I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom   Yes, I used to be a real wild child   But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom     Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na     Where do all the porn stars go   When the lights go down?   I wonder where all the porn stars go   'Cause when you need one, they are never around     I think they moved out to the suburbs   And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives   They all have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children   Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives     Where do all the porn stars go   When the lights go down?   I think I know where all the porn stars go   They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms     Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na