Evil Genius Lyrics by Eleventyseven
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Out in the hallway
I said "hello.
The dance is this Friday
Do you want to go?"

"Probably not"
She promptly replied.
"But kudos for asking.
You´re such a nice guy."

Yeah I should have known
I´d end up at home
Watching my Star Wars box trilogy.

But here is the truth.
If she only knew
That I´ve got a secret she´d never believe.

Kelly doesn´t know that I´m an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland.
And she´ll never know that we can take over the world.
With cyborg robot squirrels.
With cyborg robot squirrels.

Down in the basement
I wish she could see
The monkeys I´ve altered
Genetically.

And all of my plans to make a home on the moon.
It´s not quite completed but it´s coming soon.

When I fall asleep
All I do is dream
Of candlelit dates in the laboratory.

And when I´m awake
It´s hard to concentrate.
On the assembly of my robot army.

Kelly doesn´t know that I´m an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland.
And she´ll never know that we can take over the world.
With cyborg robot squirrels.
With cyborg robot squirrels.

I worked up the nerve
To go to the dance.
There´s no reason I
Couldn´t give it a chance.

I walked through the door
And what should I see?
But it was Kelly staring back at me.

And she said
"I´ve always wanted to be a mad professor.
With a bottle-nosed dolphin I could name Sylvester.
If that´s the kind of thing you´re into I'm your girl."

'Cause I´ve been looking for an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland.
And now that I found you we can take over the world.
With cyborg robot squirrels.
With cyborg robot squirrels.

these lyrics are submitted by FF5 Fan
Out in the hallway   I said "hello.   The dance is this Friday   Do you want to go?"     "Probably not"   She promptly replied.   "But kudos for asking.   You´re such a nice guy."     Yeah I should have known   I´d end up at home   Watching my Star Wars box trilogy.     But here is the truth.   If she only knew   That I´ve got a secret she´d never believe.     Kelly doesn´t know that I´m an evil genius   With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland.   And she´ll never know that we can take over the world.   With cyborg robot squirrels.   With cyborg robot squirrels.     Down in the basement   I wish she could see   The monkeys I´ve altered   Genetically.     And all of my plans to make a home on the moon.   It´s not quite completed but it´s coming soon.     When I fall asleep   All I do is dream   Of candlelit dates in the laboratory.     And when I´m awake   It´s hard to concentrate.   On the assembly of my robot army.     Kelly doesn´t know that I´m an evil genius   With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland.   And she´ll never know that we can take over the world.   With cyborg robot squirrels.   With cyborg robot squirrels.     I worked up the nerve   To go to the dance.   There´s no reason I  Couldn´t give it a chance.     I walked through the door   And what should I see?   But it was Kelly staring back at me.     And she said   "I´ve always wanted to be a mad professor.   With a bottle-nosed dolphin I could name Sylvester.   If that´s the kind of thing you´re into I'm your girl."    'Cause I´ve been looking for an evil genius   With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland.   And now that I found you we can take over the world.   With cyborg robot squirrels.   With cyborg robot squirrels.    these lyrics are submitted by FF5 Fan