THE TOXIC WALTZ    Here's a new dance craze  That's sweeping the nation  It's called the Toxic Waltz  And it's causing devastation  You're jumping up and down  Like a psycho circus clown  Slamming with waltzers  All the way around  You get caught up in the whip  Thrown into a flip  You aim for someone's head  To stain the floor red  Give someone a kick  To prove you're truly sick  Bounce back from some blows  And blood runs out your nose  Flailing round and round  And you're injury bound  Waltz it up!  The pit is it!  You can take your chance  On this rough new dance  If you dare!  To dive in!  There are some that try  But they don't survive  They don't hit!  'cause they're wimps!  And this exercise  helps you brutalize  With us!  Exodus!    (chorus)    Everybody's doing the toxic waltz  Kick your friend in the head and have a ball  Come on and do the toxic waltz  And slam your partner against the wall  Everybody's doing the toxic waltz  Good friendly violent fun in store for all  Get up off your ass and toxic waltz  If you hit the floor  You can always crawl!    Used to do the monkey  but now it's not cool  The twist and mashed potato  are no exception to the rule  So don't be a dunce  and dance like a runt  Just throw your elbows  with good friendly violent fun  don't start to cry  if you get a black eye  just dive back in  and give another try  but too much action  may leave you in traction  so you better get insurance  no matter your endurance  flailing round and round  and you're injury bound  Waltz it up!  The pit is it!  You can take your chance  on the rough new dance  If you dare!  to dive in!  There are some that try  but they wont survive  They dont hit!  'cause they're wimps!  And this exercise  Helps you brutalize  With us!  Exodus!    (chorus)    Everybody's doing the Toxic Waltz  Kick your friend in the head and have a ball  Come on and do the toxic waltz  and slam your partner against the wall  everybody's doing the toxic waltz  good friendly violent fun in store for all  get up off your ass and toxic waltz  if you hit the floor you can always crawl!    Get up on your feet  Don't look so obsolete  And thrash like an athlete!  Don't sit there on your ass  Don't look like you got too much class  you'll be harassed!  You know we guarantee  This is the key  So rage or get the third degree!  You begin frontal assaults  and start your somersaults  And do the toxic waltz!  Do the toxic waltz!  Do the toxic waltz!  Do the toxic waltz!  Do the toxic waltz!