[Uncle Dolamite]  Come on over hunnie   and give your uncle Dolamite a kiss  [*kissing Sounds*]  well what you want baby?    [Baby]  Would you tell me a story?    [Uncle Dolamite]  You want me to tell you a story?    [Baby]  Hell yeah!    [Other Baby]  Me too!    [Uncle Dolamite]  Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story  about the bad ass Eazy-E  he was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three  listen and listen well  he's a bad Muthafu-    [Mother]  Gimmie that god damn book!  here let me read you this one  Chrismas in Compton  it was a silent night, yes a holy night  until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin' right?    [Carolers]  Deck the halls with balls of holy   fa la la la la la la la la  tis the season to be jolly....    [Eazy-E]  Merry Chrismas muthafucka!  [*Gun Shots*]  Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!  while I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe  now dashin' through the snow  in a candy right top 6-4  over the hills I go  laughin' at this hoe  nuts on rich and rings  makin' me feel right  oh what fun it is to know  that I'm gonna get this pussy tonight  so ring them bells, ring them bells  shes takin' it all the way  oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way  hey ring them bells, ring them bells  shes takin' it all the way  oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick  oh yay!  tis the season to get busy  compton crime lick  and I'm smokin' on this stick.    [Santa]  Ho ho ho come sit on my face   I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas  ho ho.    [Menajahtwa]  I want a slay ride  a cd player   a fifty rum  ??? and I'm gonna cum  a VCR ???? some porno flicks  rudolph the red nose reindeer  ??? like a everlastin' gobstoper  ??? poppa  I dig a ho  crack a dough  by the nuts oh  ???? fuckin' in tha snow  I made him drop to his knees  yeah you know whats up  I said heres some candy canes eat'em up  ???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.    []  All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth  my two front teeth, my two front teeth  All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth  yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.    [Buck wheat]  Buck wheat is a waskal  thats no Chrismas  and all the toys, boys and girls  fuck ya wishes  I got happy over joy in this muthafucka  no indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka  ??? when I was young I was the only kid   who had enough guts to be   good ole hearin' on the East   I'd stay awake just to let america know  that Santa was a fake  I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive  but all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was five  years oh just stay young, bold datin'  singin' Silent Night Carolin' Recietin'  now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath  I got my two front teeth  uncle Eazy be the ????  just spread me a leaf  little kids don't cry   when you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lye.    [Eazy-E]  On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me  three pounds of indo  two birds of cocaine  and a A muthafuckin' K bitch.    []  Eazy-E oh Eazy-E  show us how you treat those bitches  I saw mommy fuckin' Eazy-E.    [Eazy-E]  close the door little bitch  I'm gettin' these draws.    []  I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop.    [Eazy-E]  I don't give a fuck   I'm gettin' chrismas caught  ho ho ho and away I go.    []  Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a ho  well wheres this ????    [Eazy-E]  Shut the fuck up bitches  and go back to sleep.    []  Yo black what you want for Christmas?  yo black I want a job  ??? corn on the cob  but a nigga will eat them chicken, and  chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food  whos climbin' in my window  smokin' up indo  my carin' and high make a high know  [*A lot of mumblin'*]  Yo black what you want for Christmas?  yo black I want some cash  so I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.    []  a rump pa pump pump   a rump pa pump pump     [Every One]  Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas  Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas  Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas  and have a fucked up new year (x4)    [Eazy-E]  You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!    [Mother]  And they all went to prison   and lived fucked up lives ever after  The End