Cruisin' down the center of a two way street   Wond'rin' who is really in the driver's seat   Mindin' my bus'ness along comes big brother   Says, "Son, you better get on one side or the other."     I'm out on the border, I'm walkin' the line   Don't you tell me 'bout your law and order   I'm try'n' to change this water to wine.     After a hard day, I'm safe at home   Foolin' with my baby on the telephone   Out of nowhere somebody cuts in and   Says, "Hmm, you in some trouble boy, we know where you're been."     I'm out on the border   I thought this was a private line   Don't you tell me 'bout your law and order   I'm try'n' to change this water to wine     Never mind your name, just give us your number, mm   Never mind your face, just show us your card, mm   And we wanna know whose wing are you under   You better step to the right or we can make it hard     I'm stuck on the border   All I wanted was some peace of mind   Don't you tell me 'bout your law and order   I'm try'n' to change this water to wine     On the border   On the border   On the border   On the border   On the border   Leave me be , I'm just walkin' this line   On the border   On the border   All I wanted was some peace of mind, peace of mind   I'm out on the border   On the border   Can't you see I'm tryin to change this water to wine   Don't you tell me 'bout your law and order   Sick and tired of all your law and order   Sick and tired of it