(T. Texas Tyler)      Beautiful morning glory   Kissed and caressed by the dew   Beautiful morning glory   Good morning glory to you.      I've traveled all over the country   I seldom sleep in a bed   When my feet get tired of walking   I simply stand on my (head.)      Beautiful morning glory   Kissed and caressed by the dew   Beautiful morning glory   Good morning glory to you.      I stopped at a house for a handout   I didn't go there to beg   And I'd jumped the great big ol' bulldog   And took her bite out off my (leg.)      Beautiful morning glory   Kissed and caressed by the dew   Beautiful morning glory   Good morning glory to you.      --- Instrumental ---      I once had a bald headed girl friend   I knocked her wig off at a dance   And when I stooped over to get it   She kicked me right in my (pants.)      Beautiful morning glory   Kissed and caressed by the dew   Beautiful morning glory   Good morning glory to you.      Good morning glory to you...