Archie Campbell/Buck Owens/Hee Haw      Down here on the farm the weather gets messy   Laying around with nothin' to do   When you went away, you took my cow Bessie   I miss her darling, more than I miss you      You took off your leg, your wig and your eye glass   And you shoud've seen the look on my face   I wanted to kiss, I wanted to hug you   But you were scattered all over the place      Chorus:   Where, where, are you tonight?   Why did you leave me here all alone?   I searched the world over,    And thought I found true love.   You met another and    Phht! you were gone.      I know that you loved me, here's my way of knowing   The proofs hanging out right there on the line   When I see the snow and feel the wind blowing   Your nighties hugging them long johns of mine      The noises you made at our supper table   Your habits, my dear, were surely absurd   But how many times do I have to tell you   Soup is a dish to be seen and not heard      Chorus:   Where, oh where, are you tonight?   Why did you leave me here all alone?   I searched the world over,    And thought I found true love.   You met another and    Phht! you were gone.      Remember you phoned me a-sobbin' and cryin'   The dog bit your maw, and drug her around   You said she looked pale and thought she was dying   I said "Don't worry, I'll buy a new hound."      I had six kids and you had eleven   And we had a boy, and they grew like flowers   I wish you'd come back, without you ain't heaven   'Cause your kids and my kids are beatin' up ours      Chorus:   Where, oh where, are you tonight?   Why did you leave me here all alone?   I searched the world over,    And thought I found true love.   You met another and    Phht! you were gone      I searched the world over,    And thought I found true love.   You met another and    Phht! you were gone...