Funds collected in a humane cause, to rescue a mammal with enormous jaws  One ate Pinocchio but you don't care  Solicit money using solemn stares  Acting educated, put on your act  You make people think you've got the facts  You study films, keep up on the news  How could anyone be as noble as you  Why save the whales, let's save us  Give me the money, I'll open a trust  You think the whales would save me and you, all they do is swim and spew  This fetish for fish has got to end  A helping hand I will not lend  There's too much wrong here on the land, who cares what lives beyond the sand  Green Peace is snaking all our loot for that humongous monster that they think is cute  I bet if I were swimming way out at sea, one of those things would make lunch outta me.