There must be someone out there  Who's smiling down on me  It's not really fair  I don't even care  Bestow no pity on me  We all must choose a path  In rough to our demise  Some people say no to a fork in the road  But I will never think twice  A wench might make you happy  But only half the time  Be takin no wife  Or filling my life  With heartache pain and strife  [Chorus:] If I had my way  I would roam around the world  A beer from every land  And an eye on every girl  When your life is over  And you time has finally come  You'll never have regrets  Looking out for #1  I don't need no money  Of fame or fancy cars  You'd better heed  I got what I need  No home and electric guitars  Now that the end is near  A light goes on inside your head  While I was sailing the seven seas  You were putting the children to bed  [Chorus]  argh oi argh oi