why? don't vegans have cows for pets?  why? don't they keep them in their apartments?  rights take a chimp to vote in '96  my god cows are smart as a stick    if you really want to make a difference  buy a herd and then go set them free  instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing  if cock roaches roam the halls  at night they fester on your balls  a feeding frenzy on your dinner plate  don't grab the raid or a shoe  remember they've got rights to  resist the urge to go and fumigate    cows with a i.q. of .08  rats ready to spread the plague  rabbits pour shapoo in their eyes  blind better their's than mine    if you really want to make a difference  buy a herd and then go set them free  instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing  if cock roaches roam the halls  at night they fester on your balls  a feeding frenzy on your dinner plate  don't grab the raid or a shoe  remember they've got rights to  resist the urge to go and fumigate    lunch a carrot sand wich sure sounds great  live my life around the veggie plate  protest write lame song and complain  march with little signs of porky pig    if you really want to make a difference  buy a herd and then go set them free  instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing  if cock roaches roam the halls  at night they fester on your balls  a feeding frenzy on your dinner plate  don't grab the raid or a shoe  remember they've got rights to  resist the urge to go and fumigate