Hermione:   I'm a Hogwarts girl, in my Hogwarts world   I do magic, it's fantastic   Ghosts fly everywhere, pixies in my hair   A vacation from Muggle situations     Ron:   Wizards, witches, snakes, and snitches     Hermione:   I'm a hard-working girl   In this non-Muggle world   I do spells, I save Ron, I save Harry     Ron:   You're a know-it-all girl   And I almost could scream   Your obsession with homework is scary     Hermione:   You can laugh   At my wa-ays   But my O.W.L.S   Are better than yours   Oo-oo-oo   I'm a Hogwarts girl, in my Hogwarts world   I do magic, it's fantastic   Ghosts fly everywhere, pixies in my hair   A vacation from Muggle situations     Ron:   Wizards, witches, snakes, and snitches     Hermione:   And the homework!     Ron:   Spells and flying, Snape defying     Hermione:   S.P.E.W.! S.P.E.W.!