THe Quidditch Cup is an award   You can play for it if your bored  Cho will love you   Malfoy will hate you  Hermione will give you a planner   without a fanner  So what do ya say HEY HEY!!    CHORUS:    Quidditch World Cup   do you wanna win it  make sure you beat malfoy   pass the quaffle to alicia spinnet  and score a goal!!!!!!!  make sure ron blocks it   too bad you got kicked off the team  because Professor Umbridge is mean  Fred and George did the same thing   too bad Umbridge was soo soo mean  After Cedric died  cho was sad too bad  Umbridge is a BITCH!!    Why why why do you cry cho chang  Harry didnt kill that lame Mother fuckin bitchass thang   So wear a thong that very long so we can bong and make my ding ding itch bitch    SO SING WITH ME    Weasley is our king  Weasley cannot save a thing  cannot block a single ring  Thats why slytherins all sing   Weasley is our king    Chorus    YOU BITCH