If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie  I don't wanna go  If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie  I'd just as soon stay home     I was one of the chosen few  To be born in Alabam  I'm just alike my daddy's son  I'm proud of who I am  I went through a lot of good women  And shook ol' Jim Beam's hand  If I never see the pearly gates  I've walked through the promised land     If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie  I don't wanna go  If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie  I'd just as soon stay home  If they don't have a Grand Ole Opry  Like they do in Tennessee  Just send me to hell or New York City  It would be about the same to me     I've got wild honey trees   and crazy little weeds  Growin around my shack  These dusty roads ain't streets of gold  But I'm a happy right where I'm at  All these pretty little southern belles   Are a country boy's dream  They ain't got wings or halos  But they sure look good to me     If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie  I don't wanna go  If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie  I'd just as soon stay home  If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie  I don't wanna go  If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie  I'd just as soon stay home  If they don't have a Grand Ole Opry  Like they do in Tennessee  Just send me to hell or New York City  It would be about the same to me     If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie  I don't wanna go  If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie  I'd just as soon stay home  If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie  I don't wanna go  If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie  I'd just as soon stay home  If they don't have a Grand Ole Opry  Like they do in Tennessee  Just send me to hell or New York City  It would be about the same to me    these lyrics are submitted by PAHarry