I was born with both something obscure  A genital problem with only one cure  My parents decided to keep them intact  In dreams I'd be a freakshow act    My first job was at the country fair  People came to point and stare  They all thought it was a fucking trick   That I had both a cunt and a dick     Born with both  The Hermaphrodite    Born my own mate, no use for a date  Blessed with two, I don't need you     It's time to start a family  I'll be both mommy and daddy   I'll bend my cock and stick it in   I know that it is selfish   But what I hope to see  To see it born special   Special just like me    Born with both  The Hermaphrodite     Thanks to roller@ace-net.com.au for sending this lyrics.