Bloody naked bodies in the streets stuck with knives  Beaten battered wives strangled, popped out they eyes  Terror levels on the rise, drugs friends are takin lives on the...  News at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!    Pedophiles and rapists snatching kids out they school  Bodies dismantled with a garden hoe and some power tools  People runnin round pissin aids in swimmin pool on the...  News at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!    Arsonists burnin people and they dogs up while they sleepin  Peepin toms peepin and poisonous gas leakin   Hurricanes blowin cities down every other weekend on the...  News at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!    Car crash explosion in (slow motion) freature, dead cops   And crooks and blood spatter for each of ya  I'm never fuckin leavin my sons with the preacher, watch the...  News at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!    [chorus]  You ain't think up this horrors show  What's next, what's comin, what's around the corner?  You want to see the real wicked shit, where the wicked at?  Channel 2, 4 and 7, they be kickin that   News!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D  News!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D    Gangs on every corner, shootin people drivin by  Prostituters found dead on every block with maggot eye  On top of that, the death toll in  Whokajava on the rise, on the...  News at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!    Anthrax on donuts, eight year olds pushing keys  Mad fuckin new disease and hostages on they knees  Plane crashes, corruption, and butt sex at thirteen, on the...  News at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!    Hatred, big-ass bombs, and chemical arms  Worker stuck underground and all they air is gone  17 deadly prisoners escape before dawn, on the...  News at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!    There's a madman raping pretty girls in his astrovan  Liquid store murder footage, close-ups in digicam  The wickedest show on earth presented by the man, it the...  News at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!    [chorus]  You ain't think up this horrors show  What's next, what's comin, what's around the corner?  You want to see the real wicked shit, where the wicked at?  Channel 2, 4 and 7, they be kickin that  News!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D  News!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D    Broken bodies mutilated, decapitated, and skeeted on  High speed car chases (hey, i recognize what street they on)  Dentists put you under, stick they fingers in your ass (oooh)  Depress suicidal nerds shootin up the class  Shit is way harder than them feeble cable movie channels  Cuz it's all real blood squirtin out they checkered fannels  You couldn't think of nothing wickeder than what's already real   And on the news if you like it scary then you can't lose    [chorus]  You ain't think up this horrors show  What's next, what's comin, what's around the corner?  You want to see the real wicked shit, where the wicked at?  Channel 2, 4 and 7, they be kickin that  News!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D  News!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D    News!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D  News!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D  News!!  News!!