Grandma got ran over by a reindeer  Walking home from our house Christmas eve  You can say there's no such thing as Santa  But as for me and Grandpa, we believe    She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog  And we'd begged her not to go  But she'd forgot her medication  So she staggered out into the snow    When they found her Christmas mornin'  At the scene of the attack  She had hoof prints on her forehead  And Claus marks on her back    Grandma, She got ran over  She got ran over by a reindeer y'all  Grandma, She got ran over  She got ran over by a reindeer y'all    Grandma got ran over by a reindeer  Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve  You can say there's no such thing as Santa  But as for me and Grandpa, we believe    Now were all so proud of Grandpa  He's been takin' this so well  See him in there watchin' football  Drinkin' root beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle    It's not Christmas without Grandma  All the family's dressed in black  Do we open up her gifts or   Should we send them back?    Grandma, She got ran over  She got ran over by a reindeer y'all  Grandma, She got ran over  She got ran over by a reindeer y'all    Grandma got run over by a reindeer  Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve  You can say there's no such thing as Santa  But as for me and Grandpa, we believe    Now the goose is on the table  And the pudding's made of fig  And the blue and silver candle  Would have matched Grandma's wig    I've warned all my friends and neighbors  Better watch out for yourselves  They should never give a license  To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves    Grandma, She got ran over  She got ran over by a reindeer y'all  Grandma, She got ran over  She got ran over by a reindeer y'all    Grandma got run over by a reindeer  Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve  You can say there's no such thing as Santa  But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!    (Grandma)But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!  (She got ran over) But as for me and Grandpa, we   believe!