Jabawokee ding dong   Slip slap slee   Dipstick paddywhack   Pee pee googalee gee   Polly wolly sling slang   Skooey dibbely doo   Wing wong ping pong King Kong Cheech 'n Chong   Hop hip kagagoogoo   Hickory dickory slickory flip flap   Dip skip to my Lou   Flim flam wham blam Sam bam Cunningham   Whack snack koochie koochie koo      Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle   You gotta eat Grandma's stroodle   'Cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratch   You gotta gish, you gotta gash   You gotta wax Grandma's mustache   And lay out her socks   To make sure they match   Whoa, you gotta help out your Grandma      Slappety dappety sling skism skasm   Bing bang boo   A yip, a yap, a snippety snap   Walla, walla scrappy dappy doo   Piddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddle   Awhee clunkety clang   A plop, a fizz, a whackety whiz   Chitty chitty bang wang lang   Zippity doo dang lipidee ay   Oompa loompa doo   A piggly wiggly dooda   Stinky winky linky foo man choo      Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle   You gotta shave Grandma's poodle   'Cause Grandma would do the same for you   You gotta libby, you gotta labby   You gotta hug Grandma, even though she's flabby   'Cause you should know Grandma's are people too   Whoa, you gotta love your Grandma      Now if you listened to the words of this song   You know they're coming straight from the heart   Never make fun of your Grandma   Even when she rips a juicy fart      And remember to dip you gotta doodle   You gotta stop playing with your noodle   'Cause Grandma said it will make you go blind   You gotta gipper, you gotta giper   You gotta change Grandma's diaper   And then pretend that you really didn't mind      Whoa, respect to the Grandma