Well, my dandruff is loose  An' my breath is chartreuse  I know I ain't cute  An' my voice is ka-poot     But that's awright people  I'm just crazy enough to sing to you  Any old way     I figure the odds be fifty-fifty  I just might have some thing to say     Ain't gonna sing you no love song  How my heart is all sore  Will not beg your indulgence  'Cause you heard it before     An' that's awright people  I'm just crazy enough to sing to you  Any old way     I figure the odds be fifty-fifty  I just might have some thing to say   See my prance!     I have taken your time  I have sung you my song  Ain't no great revelation  But it wasn't too long     An' that's awright people  I'm just crazy enough to sing to you  Any old way, ha ha!     I figure the odds be fifty-fifty  I just might have some thing to say