Once upon a time, on a cold winters night I was alone with my woman and she looked into my baby blue eyes and said: “Oh Frank, you make me so hot, wont you tell me one of your sexy bedtime stories”… so I did, seven times.    Little girl  Let me tell you a story  Little girl  A bed time story    If you were Red Riding Hood I’d wait in the woods  And I’d get to you before that wolf    If you were Little Bo Peep I’d make like a sheep  With your name tattooed on my hoof    And the man in the moon he’d be lickin’ the spoon girl    I’m your Humpty Dumpty  Just want you to love me  I’m your Humpty Dumpty  And I’m falling    Little girl  Lets do chapter two now  Little girl  It’s all true now    If you were Old Mother Hubbard I’d hide in the cupboard  and I’d go through your underwear    And if you were Goldielocks I’d rock your little socks  just like big Pappa Bear    And the three Little Pigs they’d be dancin’ a jig girl    I’m your Humpty Dumpty  Just want you to love me  I’m your Humpty Dumpty  And I’m falling  I’m your Humpty Dumpty  I just want you to love me  I’m your Humpty Dumpty  And I’m falling for you    For you……..    Do do do ………………….    Gus what big eyes you have  All the better to see you with Frank    Chris what big ears you have  All the better to hear you with Frank    Matty what big hands you have  All the better to slap the bass with Frank    And Hat  Nice hat    Little girl  You better get to bed now  Little girl  Where’re almost at the end now    If you were Cinderella then I would play the fella that stole your yella shoe…..who?    I’m your Humpty Dumpty  Just want you to love me  I’m your Humpty Dumpty  And I’m falling  I’m your Humpty Dumpty  Just want you to love me  I’m your Humpty Dumpty  And I’m falling for you    Do do do…………….    For you….  Falling for you…..  Little girl……..    All the kings horses and all the kings men  Couldn’t drag me away from you a…………mazing Gus how sweet the songs