Let me tell ya bit about the band that you are listening to  There’s five in Gus & Frank now  But there used to be two [Gus & Frank]    Gus writes the words and he dabbles with the basic melodies  But I can’t sing for shit and that’s where Frankie comes in    Singing basically we’re fucked  And we work so hard at it  Certainly we suck  And we’re so perfect at it  That maybe someday we’ll rock  Certainly we suck ohh  Chugga chugga chugga chugga chug    Now Frank looks a little like the porno star from Boogie Nights  And he hides like a woos behind Gus whenever there’s a bar fight    Chris brought an amp had a lesson now he thinks he’s Jimi Hendrix  And he sings better than me so I turn him down in the mix    So basically we’re fucked [sorry Edna]  And we work so hard at it  Certainly we suck  And we’re so perfect at it  That maybe someday we’ll rock  Certainly we suck ohh  Chugga chugga chugga chugga chug    We got a manager his name is Dick  He said our songs could be really big  And he can sell ice to the Eskimos  And that’s how he got us this gig  Yeah  Chugga chugga chugga chugga chug    Now Matt on the bass he had a very unusual childhood  And we only really asked him to play because his hair looks good    The drummer is a nerd with an office job but his hat looks sweet  So we offered him a spot in the band and the Hat keeps missin' the beat    So basically we’re fucked   And we work so hard at it  Certainly we suck  And we’re so perfect at it  That maybe someday we’ll rock  Certainly we suck ohh  Chugga chugga chugga chugga chug    So basically we’re fucked   And we work so hard at it  Certainly we suck  And we’re so perfect at it  That maybe someday we’ll rock  Maybe someday we’ll rock  Maybe someday we’ll rock  Yeah  Chugga chugga chugga chugga chug