I got somethin' to say! (what?)  I'm kinda gay! (yeah?)  I like to get paid and have sex for days (no!)  So listen up ladies  I like guyz and hate babies  If you get me real drunk  I'll go for the junk in the trunk  You want me bigtime, I only want you minitime  But then I see Matt Dillon and I want it HUGETIME!  You open up your lips and try to seal my doom  So I make a beeline straight to the menz room    I thought you were cute  I thought your ass was fine  But then I took down your pants  And I said 'NEVER MIND!!!!'    Don't even try to play me bitch  Don't even try to front  You think that you want dong  But I know you want wet cunt  And there you go  Bein' all sick  Are you stupid, girl?  Of COURSE I want the dick!!!!    Stop lyin', ho!  You know that you want it!  NO I DON'T!!!!    Yes you do! Just admit it! ADMIT IT!!!!  You made me gay, girl, you made me gay, girl!!!!    Are you gay?  HAAAAY, you made me GAY.    I thought you liked it that way!  Naw, bitch, I'm gay!    I thought you liked it that way!!!!  No, ho, I'm fucking gay!!!!  You made me gay, girl, you made me gay, girl    You ain't gay  HAAAAY, you made me GAY.  STOP! jockin' me girl  Why can't you see?  There's a million guys  That are dyin' to screw me    I see how it is Hunx  I don't give you a bona  When I'm through with your ass  It will be in a coma  You have the ass  You have the titty  But there's somethin' in my pants  That makes me wanna go to the shitty city    But menz ain't got no pussy  They ain't got no vagina  I'm THROUGH with you gay boyz  Drop outta mankind-a!!!!  You got Willy Wonka up in your underwear  And I like honey cuz I'm a little bear    Well I only pursued you cuz I heard that you had girth  But now I wish yo silly momma had NEVER given birth  Go gay, girl, it's so much better  I like the cheese, yeah, I like the cheddar    Your cock ain't nuthin' anyway I'd rather suck a dog off  And I'll just use a cucumber to get my fucking rocks off  There's so many girls and there's so many guys  It's hard to decide, when I like chicken thighs    You're missing out on hot ass humps cus I spread legs like anthrax  And Kenny G type blowjobz cuz I play a mean skin sax    For today go ahead and do me that way  But I made up my mind, silly ho, I'm GAY!!!!    Well maybe I should change my ways and stick to only ladies  Cuz I hate shitty menz and I don't want shitty babies.