Way back in '97 was a young blossomin' ho  Only given 'bout 8 blowjobs, never drank or smoked indo  Until one fine evenin', pages I was receivin'  Beginning to feel that old heavin' in my beave and  I whipped up a cocktail of cookin' wine  Nasty buzz kicked in and I was feelin' fine  But I needed somethin' spicy to give me a lift  A special magic cigarette went by the name of SPLIFF  And I went.  And I was smoke smoke smokin' just to hit my stride [x4]  Sittin' talkin' shit about small dix with gnarly tips  I was a faded little bitch munchin' on chips and a fish sandwich  I'm kinda like a hotel, always got someone in my bed  This night was no exception and of course he wanted head  I reluctantly approached the tiny thing he had down south  Cuz I'm a filthy little slut, I like to take it in the mouth  I couldn't manage nothin' and that boner asked me why  I said, "You can't bone my mouth when my mouth is bone dry"  And I went.  And I was suck suck suckin' on the Astroglide [x4]