Hey there, Teenage Baltimore!  Don't change that channel!  'Cause it's time for the Corny  Collins Show! Brought to you by  Ultra Clutch Hairspray!    Ev'ry afternoon  When the clock strikes four    A crazy bunch of kids  Crash through that door    They throw off their coats  And leave the squares behind  And then they shake it, shake it, shake it  Like they're losing their mind  You'll never see them frown  'Cause they're the nicest kids in town    Every afternoon  You turn your T.V. on    And we know you turn the sound up  When your parents are gone, yeah    And then you twist and shout  For your favorite star  And once you've practiced every step  That's in your repertoire  You better come on down  And meet the nicest kids in town    Nice white kids  Who like to lead the way  And once a month  We have our "negro day!"  And i'm the man who keeps it spinnin' round  Mr. Corny Collins  With the latest, greatest Baltimore sound!!    So every afternoon  Drop everything    Who needs to read and write  When you can dance and sing?    Forget about your algebra  And calculus  You can always do your homework  On the morning bus  Can't tell a verb from a noun  They're the nicest kids in town    Roll Call!!  I'm Amber!  Brad!  Tammy!  Fender!  Brenda!  Sketch!  Shelley!  I.Q!  Lou Ann!  Joey!  Mikey, Vicki, Becky, Bix, Jessie, Darla, Paulie!  Noreen!  Doreen!  And I'm...LINK!    So, if every night you're shaking  As you lie in bed    And the bass and drums  Are pounding in your head  (mony-mony, ooh, mony-mony)  Who cares about sleep  When you can snooze in  School?    They'll never get to college  But they sure look cool  Don't need a cap and a gown  'Cause they're the nicest  Kids in town    They're the nicest. Nicest  They're the nicest, nicest  They're the sugar 'n' spicest,  The nicest kids in...  Kids in town!