I got a TARDIS inside me  Hold all the water in the sea  Every good thing ever made  Still would room left  But right now it's empty  Oh yes it's empty  Someone came along  Took my TARDIS turned it inside out  Painted the walls in black  Tipped everything out  On the street  Everyone could see my life in pieces  And the wind came and blew it  Blew it all away  And there was no room left inside my TARDIS  Even though it was empty  Was empty  Was empty  I fixed it up the right way round  I put a lock on the door and a burglar alarm  People always want to see inside  But they're surprised to find that it is just  Empty  Oh yes it's empty