danny danny danny danny danny danny  danny boy!  danny danny danny danny danny danny  danny boy!  danny danny danny danny danny danny  danny boy!  danny danny danny danny danny danny  danny boy!  there's a story back in ireland  the country that i'm from  (from!)  about a certain danny boy  i think the story's wrong  (wrong!)  he's been around for years and years  i think you'll understand  danny boy by now  he should be danny man...  danny danny danny danny danny danny  danny boy!  danny danny danny danny danny danny  danny boy!  you can hear it in an irish bar  sung by drunken men  (men!)  but the only words that i can hear  are something "glen to glen"  (glen!)  his middle name is danny  his first name is o  his surname is boy  the song we all know...  oh danny boy  they'll always sing about you  all round the world  in every irish bar  'tis you 'tis you  that keeps my heart in ireland  oh danny boy oh danny boy  I love you so  ireland's biggest export  is their people don't you know  (know!)  and the more irish they become  the further that the go  (go!)  st. patrick's day parade  is bigger in new york  'cause everybody's irish  'cause their mother comes from cork  the start the day by marchin'  but they end up in a bar  (bar!)  as everybody knows  the irish love a jar  (jar!)  the crack is mighty  and the room is filled with joy  but there's never any value  when they start singin' danny boy...  oh danny boy  they'll always sing about you  all round the world  in every irish bar  'tis you 'tis you  that keeps my heart in ireland  oh danny boy oh danny boy  I love you so  a million years from now  we'll be livin' out in space  (space)  you'll probably meet a martian  who doesn't have a face  (face)  you'll tell him you're from ireland  and he'll begin to talk  he goes "i know it well, sure"  "me mother comes from cork"  you'll get into a rocket  driven by mr spock  (spock!)  he'll take you to a bar  where the guiness hits the spot  (spot!)  but there's never any value  there's never any joy  if you've ever heard a martian  singing danny boy  in space, no-one can hear you scream...  oh danny boy  they'll always sing about you  all round the world  in every irish bar  'tis you 'tis you  that keeps my heart in ireland  oh danny boy oh danny boy  I love you so  danny danny danny danny danny danny  danny boy!  danny danny danny danny danny danny  danny boy!